Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...