HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.