Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...