Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...