Begin emergency landing
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Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Risk of plane bombs
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Three blind mice!
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Using nails on a house
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If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Fish cost a fortune
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The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...