Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...