Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...