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Cyclones!
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The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
The Bachelor Diet
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Iraqi TV Guide
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