Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...