What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
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At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
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The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...