50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
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Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...