How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...