Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Kermit the Frog
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Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...