Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...