Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...