Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...