Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...