Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...