Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...