Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...