Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...