News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...