A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...