What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...