Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....