My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...