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Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
Tell about a haircut
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Snail Tracks
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Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Slogans for Safe Sex!
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