How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...