Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...