A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...