Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost…
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...