How to break the nose of a blonde.
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Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Have a first child
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No Jello
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Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Pig misunderstanding
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Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...