baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...