13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!