Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Job Interview No-No’s!
If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:”You...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
A psychology student at a local university…
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate...