Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...