Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...