What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...