Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!