Kidneys for Brains
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Beer Bottle
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The seven kinds of passionate women
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Different sex outcomes
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Cow on train tracks
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Recruiting any and all pilots
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Signs and notices 13
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Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
If Timex made toasters…
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A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...