What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...