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Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
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Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
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If god had wanted us to run around naked…
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Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...