Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...