A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...