The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...