Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...