A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...