Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...