Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...