Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...